we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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