I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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