Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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