haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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