don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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