I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you will always have a special place in my vag
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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