i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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