I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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