Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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