apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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