You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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