im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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