office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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