I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Your cock deserves a montage
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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