I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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