I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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