i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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