I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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