is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
