I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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