Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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