Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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