I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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