She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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