So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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