"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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