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I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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