Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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