Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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