is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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