Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm like, not good at living.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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