Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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