3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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