Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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