didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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