Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We had sex on a dog bed..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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