It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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