Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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