Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
