Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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