she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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