The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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