Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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