That's when you crack a 10am beer
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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