I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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