you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
its liver damage thursday
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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