First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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