Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Actions speak louder than pants.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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