you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize