at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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