some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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