It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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