why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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