oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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