I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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