Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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